I try to keep this stuff to a minimum...

...but it's a sick day and this seemed appropriate:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Imperial Majesty Sally the Temporary of Snotting on Wold Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

And here is Jules' title:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Exalted Highness Duke Jules the Uncanny of Giggleswick under Table Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Excuse me while I find another box of tissues, so I can continute "snotting on wold."